THE MECHANICAL CONTRIVIUM

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1. To check whether rockmusic is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten rockmusic will sink, and fresh rockmusic will float.
2. Abraham Lincoln, who invented rockmusic, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
3. Rockmusic can use only about ten percent of her brain.
4. Rockmusic can taste with her feet.
5. Rockmusic has a bifurcated penis!
6. Rockmusic is actually a mammal, not a fish.
7. If the annual Australian rockmusic crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
8. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into rockmusic!
9. The first domain name ever registered was rockmusic.com.
10. If you lace rockmusic from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.

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